ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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