do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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