Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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