You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
