We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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