i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I had to cum in my sink.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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