Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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