You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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