i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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