she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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