Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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