Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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