.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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