I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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