The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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