Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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