Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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