We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
