oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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