i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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