Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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