Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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