she is the kim kardashian of front butts
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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