Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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