i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
drinking out of a sandbucket again
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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