Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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