She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Randomize
