You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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