Having a random hookup so left but love u
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
We don't watch enough power rangers
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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