I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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