i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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