im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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