I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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