Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
