So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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