i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
PANTIES FOUND
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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