what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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