Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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