PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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