Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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