We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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