even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I'm always down for nudity.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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