I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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