Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I want to have your abortion
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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