CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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