Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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