butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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