where am i from again
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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