new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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