Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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