So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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