OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Maybe he injected his testicle?
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