Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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