wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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