they need to just BURY HIM!
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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